"The fastest land mammal is a toddler running away with something it’s not supposed to have."
I cannot believe this man waited until figure skating Twitter was dead to make a surprise secret marriage announcement.
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cecil gershwin palmer is the most character ever
how old is he? no fucking clue. what does he look like? he doesnt know. he fucks every scientist he comes across. nobody knows what he’s capable of. his mom told him he was going to die and then immediately dipped for the rest of his life. his dad is a tree probably. his sister is completely normal. he regularly gets displaced into random realities and just rolls with it. he might be immortal. the god of his reality likes him the best. he’s afraid of mirrors. he’s gay. he’s even jewish.
he writes jaws fanfic and makes his interns edit it
cecilsweep has me feeling downright patriotic i didnt care AT ALL about the previous polls on here or twitter but. seeing the disrespectful people say "who the fuck is cecil he's nobody" had me ready to throw HANDS cecil gershwin palmer was out here slaying and being canonically gay at a time queerbaiting was the only ""representation"" on any of the tumblr popular shows and u have the GALL to come here and say he doesn't matter. hes everything to this website and hes behind 90% of all quirky funnyman text posts know your roots come on
